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arizona muppet

During a prostate exam the doctor forces him or her arm into your anal cavity and works your mouth like a puppet!
Last year at my prostate exam, my doctor made me his Arizona muppet and worked my mouth like a puppet!
by AzRev January 30, 2022
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Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!
by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020
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Arizona Taco

A sexual position in which a woman is folded in half with two men between each half of the fold, one dude takes the mouth, the other takes the pussy, this sexual act must take place within 20 feet of a Saguaro cactus.
Friend 1: Ay man, you hear about what Sarah did this weekend?
Friend 2: nah bruh, whus poppin?
Friend 1: Sarah made Greg and Jacob an Arizona Taco!
Friend 2: gahdam! What a hoe!
by CactiBoi December 20, 2020
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Arizona worship

The position where one grabs a female's butt from her front around the waist, in order to get a close-up view of said butt.
Man, her ass was so fine , I had to give it an Arizona worship.
by bluNOTHING November 13, 2015
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arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.
Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.
by Poopcicle July 12, 2014
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Arizona Accident

When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.
“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”
by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021
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Arizona Firefuck

When two partners douse their genitals in gasoline, light them on fire, and proceed to have anal sex.
“Hmm.. what should we do tonight?”
“How about we have an Arizona Firefuck?”
“Dude, no way, I still feel my singed ass hair from last time!”
by Dav, I lost my ID April 28, 2022
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