Applesuck

The sudden, uncontrollable urge to suck a fruit.

Mike: Oh no, I’m feeling applesuck.

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

Applejack

When you want to bone something and your hand isn’t enough, so you cut a hole in an apple and furiously pound it, thus creating apple sauce.

Since all the skanks are quarantined, I had to settle for an applejack.

by Rusty Tyrone September 17, 2021

applelicker

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to like someone's apple.

Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!

by Jerk4240 July 26, 2007

applesauce person

A retard

"Look at that applesauce person lmao"

by A mentally disabled person March 25, 2017

applijack

stealing apples from an apple orchid, typically done by Midwestern drunk fraternities

We went for a drive, and would up in an applijack.

by no_telling September 21, 2017

applesauce

The act of having anal sex with a person (usually of american heritage) while covered in applesauce.

Guy 1: * sees a hot girl walk by*
Guy 1: oof id like to applesauce her
Guy 2: damn you into some weird shit.

by justdrankclorox August 27, 2018

Applefuck

A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit

That guy is definitely a applefuck

by Jarard August 7, 2019