Alfie Allan lord

The uks top shagger . If there’s birds in your area then he’s been there , he is thought to be then biggest unit the country has to offer and was once in a fist fight where he knocked out half of blackpools population and killed all residents in Luton just for fun

Alfie Allan lord is a beast

by The beast 174 April 17, 2022

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Alfie K D

I miss my Alfie K D.Everyone needs a Alfie in their lives- when you meet him he's alr...get to know him he's unreplaceable. He'll break your heart and it's the worst heartbreak ever even if you've never dated. Copycat D always is like that. Alfie K D is funny, strong (really never tell him tho) and I miss him..love you old Alfie. Wish you were the same. Alfie K D has a good memory.

Do you remember?
Remember what?
Yk
Ohhhhhhhh yes heehee
You must have a Alfie K D memory

by Scarlett...dazedforhim<3 May 31, 2023

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Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong

Ur an Alfie male

by anonymous May 25, 2022

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alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

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