airport car

A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.

"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."

by Brock Jennings July 14, 2023

airport pants

a pant you were to go to the airport that looks stylish and is cnfortable

Hey lily im going to the airport have you seen my airport pants?

by fruitlooped May 8, 2018

Airport Belly

"Airport Belly" - adj, the feeling of anticipation and nerves you get before boarding an airplane to going on holiday, similar nerves when starting a new job, or going for an interview.

Amy - im really nervous about starting my new job tomorrow!

Gordon - you got a bad case of Airport Belly!!

John - im going to have to have a couple of pints before we board the plane to on holiday!

Sarah - its all the excitement its giving you Airport Belly

by TheChipMeister September 22, 2025

crushing the airport

while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop

“Dude I am so crushing the airport right now.”

by gibgub November 27, 2022

The Jersey Airport

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.

She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.

by trentsteel December 6, 2017

Charlotte Airport

A Charlotte Airport is a form of flaking where someone tells you they will be there in a certain amount of time, and then extends it, and repeats this process. Sometimes they will show up.

The origin is believed to come out of an experience where someone was informed at an airport in Charlotte, NC, that their flight would be delayed for 10 minutes. This process was repeated for roughly 40 minutes.

Bones pulled a Charlotte Airport on her when he said he'd be there in 10 minutes, then said he had an appointment that he forgot about, then said he'd be there in an hour.

by mrcoronet32 September 11, 2023

Airport Buzz

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.

I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.

by MandaPanda88 January 21, 2020