Cum Jar

A Jar or bottle of cum that is stored and filled up over a long amount of time to then be used to pour over someone else or a figure a girl from anime.

Ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce you to my Cum Jar...I have waited my entire life for this! *makes orgasm noises while squirting cum out of jar*

by TheExplodingEevee October 02, 2017

jar media

One of the best yet worst Youtube channels in existence. Containing some of the most memorable yet stupid inside jokes. Members include Alex/IHE, Jim/JimJam/Jamie/Bart Simpson, Ruben/Cholos/Rubano/Roob, Dick/Dick the Head/God, Argy/Argyle/Bimeymoomimey, and James too I guess.

Person 1: New jar media video
Person 2: wow cringe that really wets my pussy
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: IS THERE CREAM ON MARS

by The King Dude April 08, 2017

cookie jar

A woman's genitals, namely because fisting her is like reaching into a cookie jar.

Ooh, busted. He got his hands caught in her cookie jar.

by Corban March 05, 2005

Moth in a Jar

The act of opening ones hand and extending all fingers while fisting a separate, consenting adult.

Yo, I tells ya, I never came so hard since Jimmy gave me a moth in a jar.

by Jism Prism May 17, 2020

Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale March 18, 2011

Death Jar

A Jar filled with disgusting home made products, such as: Poop, piss, vinegar, pepto bismolul, eggs, fish oil, sometimes paint, cheese, rotten anythings, bleach, lots of coffee mix, ect.

Once the death jar is made one of two commonly done things are done:
•You can take the jar and dump it all over a car or boat, or someone else's property.
•Or you can let the jar rot and make a hell jar that's just simply disgusting

My fucking boat got Death Jared Last night!!! When I woke up and smelled it I pooped my pants!!!

by Poopinginjarsisfunforall December 13, 2010

pull a jarred

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event

"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"

by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017