Vanessa

A "porquitchona".

- That girl is really Vanessa.

- You are right! She is a real porquitchona!

by TheBigBald July 14, 2018

Vanessa

Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.

Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.

Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.

Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.

Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!

Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what

by Monica2.0 October 7, 2017

Vanessa

She is a fierce and not so king girl she will be nice to you well she feels the need to but she would be an absolute bitch if you mess with her and I promise she will kill you cause she may look nice but inside she is the goddess of hell

Oh no it's Vanessa run!!!!

by Md5774587 October 22, 2018

Vanessa

Hecka hot girl with brown hair. She's really annoying and says shut up every time you call her pretty.

Boy: Hey you look really pretty today
Vanessa: Shut up

by HotGuyJake1923 October 26, 2020

Vanessa

Vanessa is a girl. She is Mexican, has short brown hair, always has it up. She’s usually shy but everyone seems to know her, she’s very tall, funny. she only has a small group of friends. She’s a beautiful person inside out and will never let you down no matter what... get yourself a vanessa

Wow vanessa is a giraffe

by V.san5 September 23, 2018

Vanessa

Vanessa is very Funny and makes you smile when you see her. She is super intelligent, shy, kind and full of fun things to do. And smart she gets A's and B's on exams and report cards. But she has a favorite friend but its not you. She can also be a dork but shes a good friend. Any boy would fall in love with her even though she doesn't realize.

Vanessa is the most Friendly, and sasy at the same time, friend.

by Yoyo_ildv May 11, 2018

Vanessa

She is an amazing beautiful girl and becomes an even more stunning woman with long dark hair big brown eyes and a spirit that lights up any room. She is so beautiful that she doesnt even realize it. She thinks everyone is nice but they are all secretly in love with her but she is so naive she doesnt know how beautiful she really is. Shes a dork, thinks shes so funny and she likes to wear bright colors and dresses her own style. Vanessa is a butterfly who has an amazing body and is more pretty inside. Shes the type of girl that men meet and still want 20 years later because shes the one that no one ever gets over. She loves hard and protects her loved ones in an instant. That's Vanessa

Man: I wish I never let her go, shes so bad
Friend: She's a Vanessa

by Lova.lova.810 October 27, 2020