by The man with every dick pic November 12, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. GIRL:
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
by SO HO December 26, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. A sweet, caring, cute boy who is country. He never cares what people say about him but is sensitive to some things. He is usually a mama's boy which makes him attractive.
by Yeeyee3 November 12, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)
Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS
o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
by Jordan Yeet April 9, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan could be ur hero, ur soulmate, ur best friend and always be there for u. He is the most reliable person in my life and maybe urs. He would do anything for me no matter what it is. Jordan is adventurous, cute, funny, breathtaking, loving and lovable, caring, kind, sweet, etc. One second he’s just and annoying boy but then u get to know him and he’s the love of ur life. He’ll treat u right and would never be mean on purpose. Jordan would give u his jacket, bracelets, whatever u wanted just because u wanted it. If Jordan is ur bf don’t lose him because once he’s gone u’ll feel like u have nothing to live for. He would make u feel like ur the only girl in the world, the only one that he’s ever loved, and make u feel like ur the best
Girl: hey
Jordan: hey how r u
Girl: I’m in the hospital😕
Jordan: OMG R U OK?!?!😨 IM COMING DOWN THERE RN
Girl: Calm down I just have the flu
Jordan: IDC IM COMING DOWN THERE TO SEE U AND IM NOT LEAVING UNTIL U R OK!
Jordan: hey how r u
Girl: I’m in the hospital😕
Jordan: OMG R U OK?!?!😨 IM COMING DOWN THERE RN
Girl: Calm down I just have the flu
Jordan: IDC IM COMING DOWN THERE TO SEE U AND IM NOT LEAVING UNTIL U R OK!
by Jordan’s gf September 2, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.
by Old_Man_Joseph January 13, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. "Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "
by AgentOnion March 2, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.