by Gucci Gang Gueen December 21, 2018
Get the Zoemug. Zoe is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is funny and clingy but in a cute way. She will always be there when you need it and she always knows when something is wrong. If you don’t have a Zoe is your life you need one and never leave her.
by Tugma toenail December 2, 2018
Get the Zoemug. EXAMPLE: “OMG Zoe you are like literally my BEST FRIEND!”
Zoe: “OMG yassssssss!”
TWO YEARS LATER
Zoe: “so boy number one pays me, boy number two is my bed mate, boy number three is....”
Example: “wow you really suck.”
Zoe: “OMG yassssssss!”
TWO YEARS LATER
Zoe: “so boy number one pays me, boy number two is my bed mate, boy number three is....”
Example: “wow you really suck.”
by Mkayla Bruno March 29, 2019
Get the Zoemug. She’s beautiful, meaning life in Greek. She has the best eyes and if you stare at them for too long, you’ll get lost! She’s anxious and insecure about some things and doesn’t like to open up easily to new people. Sometimes she doesn’t even tell her friends her secrets. She’s probably a Creepypasta fanatic and loves all the characters.
She can rip you to shreds when she wants to— she’s a really vicious creature when you get her mad. When she finds a guy, she’ll want him to be there for her and they’ll both text late at night secretly— and that guy will be a lucky guy in two ways.
One way as in he won’t get ripped to shreds unless they fight 😂
And another way is because Zoe is caring but also needs someone to be there for her.
If you find a Zoe, she’ll probably be friends with the second popular group of girls (or guys) at school.
Treat her right and she’ll give you an awesome time ;)
She can rip you to shreds when she wants to— she’s a really vicious creature when you get her mad. When she finds a guy, she’ll want him to be there for her and they’ll both text late at night secretly— and that guy will be a lucky guy in two ways.
One way as in he won’t get ripped to shreds unless they fight 😂
And another way is because Zoe is caring but also needs someone to be there for her.
If you find a Zoe, she’ll probably be friends with the second popular group of girls (or guys) at school.
Treat her right and she’ll give you an awesome time ;)
Friend: OMG I heard Nathan wants to ask you out... are you going to say yes!?
Zoe: Um... no...... did you hear what he said to me the other day??
Friend: No.. what did he say..?
Zoe: Oh... nevermind he just said something mean, that’s all. *no need to worry about poor old me, I’ll be just fine, crying in the corner*
Friend: What?
Zoe: Nothing!
Zoe: Um... no...... did you hear what he said to me the other day??
Friend: No.. what did he say..?
Zoe: Oh... nevermind he just said something mean, that’s all. *no need to worry about poor old me, I’ll be just fine, crying in the corner*
Friend: What?
Zoe: Nothing!
by ZoeWillowsCreepyPasta November 3, 2018
Get the Zoemug. A cool down to earth person that loves sports and video games the name that is also common and has the same definition as a goddess!
by Faith Ann McClure February 12, 2017
Get the Zoemug. 1. A name. Usually given to girls.
2. League of Legends champion known for her massive damage nukes and being more than unpleasant to play against.
2. League of Legends champion known for her massive damage nukes and being more than unpleasant to play against.
1. Hi, I'm Zoe.
2. Zoe is so fucking aids to play against holy shit why didn't you idiots ban her???
2. Zoe is so fucking aids to play against holy shit why didn't you idiots ban her???
by thisnameislong September 8, 2018
Get the Zoemug.