You’re the heart

Something you say to your boyfriend in the back of a pizza van after you show his dumb and oblivious ass a painting you made.

“YOU’RE THE HEART, MIKE!” said at the worst time possible because Will Byers likes to ruin his life.

by charcoaltasteslikeshit. August 29, 2025

You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

by Jlove973 September 27, 2021

you’re hype

Used when somebody is excited about some dumb shit and you call them out on it.

Sam: Dude did you see the new Fortnite update?
Alex: You’re hype

by Hacky_798 April 25, 2019

You’re free

When someone is bad at a game

You’re free! More free than a public restroom! Absolute Dog water

by AbsoluteDogWater February 6, 2021

You’re gay?

It’s a saying of clarification to see if someone is truly gay.

Person 1: You’re gay?
Person 2: Yep- I mean.. nope!
Person 1: 🤨📸

by Geno_Z July 17, 2023

You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.

Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!

by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020

You’re so toy

Saying “you’re so toy” is like calling someone fake or saying someone plays too much.

Bethany, you’re so toy!

by Justlookatmycoolsocks August 21, 2019