show your ass

Used to describe when someone tries to elevate themselves and ends up exposing their ignorance (or flaws, etc).

The further an unsuitable person is promoted, the more obvious his inadequacies become. In various more or less polite forms.

"Way to show your ass, broham. You really are an Internet Tough Guy. "

The filthe of her foli aperith more, as the filthe of the hynd partis of an ape aperith more, whanne he stieth climbs on high.
- c 1395 Wyclif Bible (1850) Proverbs iii. 35 (gloss)

He doth like the ape that the higher he clymbes the more he shows his ars.

-c 1594 Bacon Promus 102

The higher you climb, the more you shew your A—.

-1743 Pope Dunciad iv. 157 (note)

The higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows of his tail. - various

by Harry_Manback October 18, 2009

cap in your ass

(v.) to plase a bullet into someone's buttox; usually done out of anger, fear, frustration, or as an act of self defense.

Your going down; Im gonna put cap in your ass.
Don't fuck with me; I'll put a cap in your ass.

by ips420 September 20, 2006

up to your ass in alligators

Deep in shit way over your head.

by Wulf November 1, 2003

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

stick up your ass

Describing some one very stern or strict. Often used to describe parents or authorities.

> Hey, are you going to the show tomorrow?
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."

by sam _ November 29, 2006

spit on your ass

The assertive application of saliva upon the ass to use for lube for the butthole.

if he does not spit on my ass before inserting, there is the likelihood that there is going to be an abrasive sensation in my asshole

damn mommy can i spit on your ass

by poosmoose99 November 14, 2016

Metal up your ass!

(Reffering to people who don't like metal.) One gets overwhelmed with metal until they bow down before the masters.

Jon - I think metal is stupid, all there is to it is just noise and screaming.
James - Metal up your ass faggot!!!! You have no idea what your talking about, and no idea what metal is, or any clue as to what it's all about. Fuck you and fuck your opinion cuz you are fucking gay!!!!

by creeping_jon May 3, 2003