Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

yoink

When you are are a big strong human picking up dangerous creatures with your bare hands while wandering around some place with dangerous creatures, you say "yoink" while doing so to reduce resistance, and assert your dominance as the top of the food pyramid.

Ooohhh what do we have here? *yoink*, this is a beautiful native salt marsh snake! Still looking for that 20-foot burmese python though.

by Zyansheep March 21, 2025

Yoink

The act of swiftly taking an object, whilst saying YOINK

"YOINK!" *takes object*

by Flibbis November 5, 2019

Yoink

A adjective, verb, noun, measurement, plural, constant, pronoun

“Ima take a big yoink outa that sauce”
“Where is my super yoink”
“Ah yes yoink”

by The real Batman bru October 24, 2020

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoink

Something to say after you steal somebody's virginity. Can also say Ya YEET

You sure you want this?

Yes.

YOINK!

by YOINKMAN69 July 6, 2020

Yoink

Verb. A synonym for yeet in the sense that you yeet someone or something.

Bro, I totally yoinked him

by Zest God 69 November 27, 2019