Wrestling is a sport in which two sweaty men in women's bathing suits go at for 1 minute and 30 seconds. The match normally ends with one man on top of the other man who is pinned on his back.
John: Don't you just love wrestling?
Harold: Nothing's like watching two men fight to the death in my mom's one piece.
Harold: Nothing's like watching two men fight to the death in my mom's one piece.
by anhonestopinion May 26, 2014
Get the wrestlingmug. Today, this term is generally used to describe a dangerous and therefore stupid form of "fun" practiced by kids trying to emulate the Professional Wrestlers they see on T.V. But, Professional wrestlers are (1) Highly skilled martial artists (2) Professional stuntment (3) Actors. What they do is a performance, not an actual contest. Everything is planned to assure maximum safety for the participants. Of course, as in all sports and stunt work, sometimes professional wrestlers are REALLY injured, but, most of the time, when they appear to be injured, they are not injured at all.
When I was a kid, in the 60's and 70's, "backyard wrestling" referred to the arts of Throw Wrestling and Submission Wrestling (not to be confused with Throw Fighting and Submission Fighting). These are real sports that require training and rules. Throw Wrestling is similar to Aikido, and Submission Wrestling is similar to JuJitsu. A practicioner of these arts will also be able to defend themself if attacked.
by Rev. Jeff Goven January 21, 2007
Get the backyard wrestlingmug. Mike: Holy crap, what happened to Frank?
Patrick: He got thrown off a ladder and through a flaming table during backyard wrestling.
Patrick: He got thrown off a ladder and through a flaming table during backyard wrestling.
by Freakin Frank February 21, 2009
Get the Backyard Wrestlingmug. the sexual act of receiving a rim job(An instance in which the tongue is rubbed in a circular motion around your sphincter.) while you are tit fucking a female (the act of fucking a girl btwn the tits. (note) requires lubrication for the tits not the sphincter and to properly attache french wrestling you must preform an inverted tit fuck (your knees above her shoulders thrusting your penis towards her belly button (note)comming in the belly button is optional)
by M.K>LawLess>Circa1982 October 1, 2009
Get the french wrestlingmug. The hardest sport ever! People doubt you because your a girl and they think that you not strong enough. But actually you can lift up, take down, and slaughter your partner. You can do bulldogs, shots, half nelsons, wizzers, cradles, sick-ass pins just like guys do. All the guys on the team respect you, and they treat you like their sister. Nobody fucks around with you, because your a wrestler. Especially, if your a girl wrestler!
by Wrestlehardgirl March 17, 2011
Get the Girl's Wrestlingmug. A person who breaks things around people's houses by slamming other people in them using pro wrestling moves.
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you messed up your buddy's place and you broke your dad's laundry door, what the hell were you doing?"
Dude 2: "I did a DDT on that foreign kid from school into the laundry door and I also Rock Bottom'd him at his house."
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you're a real wrestling terrorist..."
Dude 2: "I did a DDT on that foreign kid from school into the laundry door and I also Rock Bottom'd him at his house."
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you're a real wrestling terrorist..."
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
Get the Wrestling terroristmug. Sumo wrestling involves 2 fat REALLY REALLY fat guys that EAT heaps and heaps of food al the time to get really really fat and try and push eachother over or out of the ring, it is a national Sport and Japan's FAVOURITE sport!!!!!
by Mr.wankk March 2, 2007
Get the sumo wrestlingmug.