whoops lmao

The illest mofckn trillest niggas to roam the web. We are the dyslexic bitcjs that make ppl wonder "Wot da fok was deh point in thet ya fat coont".

ErnaWhore: Lol my asshole got jammed today, whoops lmao
ImaW/OUrD: Lol same (lv u junjou (p.s. my booty alwais open 4 u bby dick me good))
BitchNIgga: Lol how could u do dat 2 moi erna thot u were mi whore
KKK: Niggers.
Sali va the fet coont: oooooweee

by Whoops lmao January 23, 2017

James Woods

As seen in Scary Movie 2. The act of waling into something unpleasant or grotesque then uttering "F*ck this" and storming out of a room.

Retreating from a situation and not returning.

Bob didn't want to be here, so he pulled a James Woods.

by Works on Saturdays September 30, 2014

crown woods

A school where boys and girls go to so they can break rules and act hard when we all know that they'er bitches that cry for attention

Have you seen that bitch from crown woods

by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019

symere woods

Real name for the Philadelphia rapper Lil Uzi Vert. His religion is Vlone and his best friend is Playboi Carti. He still has to drop Eternal Atake, but even though we still love him. 💜💜🐍

Person 1: Hey vro, do you know Symere Woods?
Person 2: Yeah, Lil Uzi!

by Vlone_thug October 12, 2019

Woonsocket

A place where the girls are dirty but the water's dirtier. Half the population of Woonsocket has fins, because they are too stupid to know not to swim in Social Ocean. It's a place with a lil' general or a dunkin donuts on every corner, so the kids get fat quickly. Filled with a mostly welfare-riding population, Woonsocket is a great place to vacation, if you want to stay at one of our cheap motels/inns, where thousands of horny teenagers have slept with their fuck of the week's, and you'll most likely find a corpse or two under the bed. Come visit us, and you'll go home with a great souvenir - crabs!

No, I won't sleep with you, you're from Woonsocket, you dirty skank!

by Gangrene Geisha June 27, 2006

Tiger Woods nigger

1) An individual similar to Tiger Woods who has an attitude that he is somehow better than everyone else, gives off the false impression that he is a squeaky clean family man when in actuality he sleeps around with multiple women on the side and behaves like a street whore, and looks like a cross between a baboon & a chink-with a very scary yellow tint to his skin.

2) An ugly uppity motherfucking chigger (chink-nigger) who only marries or sleeps with white women so he can attempt to ameliorate his racial identity, aka: try to be white.

Hey you Tiger Woods nigger, get a real identity & stop sleeping with my white women!

by Todd Powell January 5, 2010

woods porn

i live out in the boonies, and i may have an explanation for this phenomenon:hunting trips. a lot of times when a group of guys go out on a hunting trip, they will take advantage of the fact that theres no women around (wives, kids, etc.) and pick up/bring along some porn to look at and even trade (plus what else are you going to to do when you're out in the woods with a bunch of guys for a couple days?) obivously they would only be packing magazines for this kinda of a trip. if you know some guys who usually go out on hunting trips, check out their hunting vehicle (usually an old beat up truck or van) and you'll probably find a poorly concealed stack of porn mags. apparently its a pretty common occasion for this sort of thing; like a coming of age deal, or simply a way to trade porn between friends without worrying about possible scrutiny from the wimmins. woods porn is often a result of this activity, although sometimes its just from someone trying to get rid of their old stuff without risking their family finding it in the trash can. obviously its a lot less common nowadays, with the internet, and an overall more socially acceptable opinion of porn.

Woods Porn was the holy grail of youth

by dictionarydude May 17, 2004