Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.
by anonymous July 9, 2024
Get the Wonky Wheezymug. when things get entertainingly weird. So weird that you start to doubt reality. But you never want to leave your new favorite reality
by Mygurlfriendhasapenis February 12, 2023
Get the Wonkymug. by gyTg(tTg55^7 March 13, 2021
Get the Wonkymug. Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!
A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!
by J-t-A July 28, 2025
Get the Swamp-Wonkymug.