face of wisdom

A crude, sometimes tasty sexual manoeuver. Committed as an act of foreplay, one partner will aim his bumhole towards the face of their lover and coat their face in a thick layer of feces. An experienced wisdomiser will be able to give their partner the fecal equivalent of a beard, a moustache, sideburns, a monacle and a pipe. Hence the name Face of Wisdom

Jimmi: I can't quite master the monacle yet, what should I do?

Kieran: Well get down on your knees and I'll show you man on man

Jimmi: Sweeeeeet!! It smells bad but I love it, I want a face of wisdom every day!!

Kieran: You sure do Jimmi, You sure do!!

by Jimminikiebob October 2, 2007

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Booty Wisdom

Advice pulled out of the ass of an extremely hot chick.

"Oh, man when she told us we were allowed to come to the jocks party, that was booty wisdom"

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

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Dumbass Wisdom

Dumbass Wisdom is when you are smarter than they think you are but not as smart as you think you are.

He used his dumbass wisdom to ponder the shenanigans at work.

by Sweet Peep October 2, 2016

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high wisdom

When you come up with the best idea you've ever had. It's the bomb. Nobody has ever thought of it before and you're going to become rich when you execute your plan. And then you realize you're just high.

John, in another amazing example of "high wisdom" described, to the exact specific detail, how he would discover the cure for cancer.

by tjneuron June 16, 2017

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