Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite December 27, 2007

Mongolian windmill

In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.

Hey John, guess what I did yesterday? I gave Jessica a Mongolian windmill!

by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024

Windmill

Automatic jerking machine

I use a windmill to feel good

by Bustinginlittlekids July 12, 2023

Wacky Windmill

An ironic term for a swastica, typically an incorrectly drawn one.

"There was wacky windmills all over the bathroom stall."

by Ebinflow04 July 8, 2022

windmill chaser

A girl that dumps a guy for someone taller. Usually chases guys who are tall and simple, like a windmill. A female version of Don Quixote.

Jane is a windmill chaser -- dumped Joe who was 6' 0" with a solid job for Mike who is 6' 3", broke, and lives in his mom's basement after just one drink.

by coderloader7 January 27, 2023

Windmill

When a man rubs his penis on the woman's ass before inserting it. (Usually while doing anal) If not doing anal, then the woman lays down and the man rubs his penis in a circle around her vagina before inserting.

Bob: So how was your night with Sara?
Bill: I windmilled her from both sides!

by Baby kisses 109456 October 13, 2016

Walla Walla windmill

when you have steamy sex with a woman with facial hair, where you lay down on the bed and the woman is sitting on your dick. You then spin her in a circle while your junk is inside her, causing extreme sexual pleasure. (added pleasure if her hands are extended)

Man Walla Walla windmills sure do produce lots of energy!

by Dick Fergusen November 5, 2010