Mariana

the most fabulous girl ever! as majestic as a unicorn! as shiny as HOLO glitter!

DAAAAAAAAAAAYUM her comes Mariana

by MarianapoopA November 15, 2016

Mariana

Name

Ola mariana

by Catrefa July 1, 2017

Mariana Montserrat

She is the most faithful friend you can have. The most curious, patient, unique, with a little bit of black humour, slightly picky, with a cute personality with whom she knows and she is very expressive.

Oh, and she passionately loves pozole!

Mariana Montserrat is unforgettable!

by Miss Honolulu November 22, 2021

mariana

mario chili saus ig

person: that saus is really spicy
other person: yea i think it’s mariana

by slayqueen12345 December 23, 2021

Mariana trench

A deep, underwater trench in the Pacific ocean.

I hate to break it to you, but there are no megalodons down there. The pressure is so strong that a shark that large would be crushed in an instant.

There are no fuckin megalodons in the Mariana trench, that’s just a conspiracy theory.

by Sussus Samogus September 26, 2022

Mariana Trench

Kinda deep place in the ocean around the Philippines

Person 1: THE MEGALODON IS ALIVE IN THE MARIANA TRENCH
Person 2: What?
Person 1: THE MEGALODON IS ALIVE IN THE MARIANA TRENCH

by TheFriendlyAllay June 12, 2024

Mariana

A female who has enough wit to bring men to tears, and enough beauty to bring men (and women) to absolute war. A Mariana is full of passion, and has a romantic zeal that would have made Shakespeare weep. Marianas enjoy the arts and sciences with intellectual fervor and undying commitment. They have many talents, and are equally adept, for instance, at building a modern skyscraper, or composing a collection of poems. Marianas enjoy connecting with others on a deeper level, and welcome adventure with a calm curiosity. They typically don't like to go to sleep at a particular time, and instead prefer to accidentally fall asleep. Take heed when bringing a Mariana into a room with non-Marianas; for non-Marianas are likely to develop jealousy and remorse for their condition of not being a Mariana.

Example 1:
Guy: "Do you know Mariana?"
Other guy: "Yeah".
Guy: "Man, she's hot stuff."
Other guy: "SO hot, man."

Example 2:
Girl: "Hey, is that a Mariana over there?"
Other girl: "Oh wow, it sure is."
Girl: "Gosh, I wish I was a Mariana."
Other girl: "Me too."

by funnyguyone November 29, 2021