Viking Whorehorn

When a person uses a paper towel tube as a Viking horn and uses a deep voice replicating a war horn to vibrate a woman's nether region.

My gf was confused when I gave her a Viking whorehorn

by Sir Chertato January 25, 2022

Tijuana Whorehouse

Intentionally or unintentionally watching your sister having sex with your best friend.
It stems from the historical cliche of being in Tijuana and barkers in front of a backstreet whorehouse
say the stereotypical phrase “hey meestor want to have sex with my seestor?”

I never expected my basement to turn into a Tijuana Whorehouse.

by SweetPimpDaddy69 February 1, 2026

Pianist in a whorehouse

Someone who types very loudly on a computer keyboard, thumping the keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.

He’s a great engineer but such a violent typist; he thumps those keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.

by sam__p August 9, 2023

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

by von groovy July 12, 2024