Whitney

To have a graphically violent bowel movement that penetrates your nose, ears, and mouth. Whitneying, whitneyed

“Dude, I went to Chipotle for lunch. It was good but I’m totally gonna whitney.”

by handiginge December 18, 2017

Whitney

A person who complains about everything after a routine medical procedure

That girl is being such a Whitney, it was just a tubal!

by Kbrochaim December 29, 2019

Whitney

A name used to describe a girl you fucked but can't remember the name. Naturally has a big ass nice tit's and a large afro

Kyle, "Dude who you fucked last night"
Harry, "I don't know, I think she's a Whitney though"

by The girl from the real south November 16, 2019

Whitney Young HS

Where all them antisocial bitches with big ass egos go. Where u can go to get raped by every other HS in sports. #1 Shittiest Hoco

All The people that go to Whitney Young HS can eat my left most testicle

by Im good lol November 4, 2021

Whitney

A dumb bitch that will tear apart your heart and life you can never trust a person named Whitney she is the most manipulative person you will ever meet she will most likely make you think that she is becoming really close to you but it ends up that she never cared she will always turn the things she did against you over all Whitney’s cannot be trusted

Dude I just made a huge mistake

What is it
I caught feelings for a WHITNEY

by Astopidbitchwithnofriends November 16, 2019

Whitney

When someone posts something in a group chat that has already been posted previously.

Derived from the time shortly after the death of Whitney Houston anyone spouting old news or regurgitation of a commonly used meme etc is met with the response. Whitney Houston is dead you know! Later evolved to pulling a Whitney

“Did you know coke cans are generally used all over the world to estimate scale in images?

Yes also Whitney Houston is dead!

by Adventquiz November 13, 2025

Jordon and Whitney

Whitney's super fucking amazing, she always has Jordon smiling even when he's down. She's a great person and has the greatest personality on the planet. Did I mention she's fucking amazing?

Jordon's just straight lame, he goes ham though. :DDD

Jordon and Whitney could be together forever! :D

by Jfrizzlesnips September 12, 2010