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Master-Waiting

Is when you are Masturbating, and waiting for your crap to come out of your ass.
Dude! I was just Master-Waiting in the Bathroom and I wasted all the toilet paper on my cum and had none left to whipe my ass!
by Hello . November 21, 2011
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weating

The motion of eating and masturbating at the same time.
Adam was weating in his room all day
by DrMetal September 8, 2009
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Weiling Shi

Weiling Shi long time emperor of ancient folklore China, said to be a cursed emperor with luck of the devil and all whom he meets was cursed with rotten luck forever, his last name translates into the chinese character death or four for bad luck, once a fearsome ruler with powers unimaginable ruled all of china with a iron fist in one hand and a dragon in another. He was slayed by a needle and now put to rest as the folklore/myth goes
by chinesephilosipher April 6, 2009
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writing game

competitive literary battle between two or more creative writers that turns words into weapons in an attempt to get fucked up.
The lovechild had between writing prompts and drinking games played at nerd parties and frat parties, respectively.
"BRAAAAHHHHH how many different ways can you rewrite this cliche?"
"Like, as in, a writing game duuuude?"
"Braaahh, why'd you say that line, it's dumb!!!!"
"Duuude, because UD made us write the name of the thing we were giving an example for in the example proper!!!!"
"Isn't that like writing a story about being dead but requiring there to be a dead person in it?... Seems a bit simplistic and underwhelming."
"You know what's simplistic?"
"I don't know, ask your Mom."
"BHAAAAAAAAR. You got me fucker! but you still didn't give another variation of a cliche! DRINK!!!!!!!"
by Jtreemenot August 11, 2009
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writing circle jerk

A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.
I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.
by mordredlefay June 29, 2011
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writing up a phd

A process that leads the phd student to spending most of his time on Facebook or YouTube.
I think Christophe is writing up a phd. He sent me tree YouTube videos today.
by phd April 7, 2012
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Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.
"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"
by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013
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