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cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
by mcslezzy March 6, 2009
mugGet the cantaloupe weeniemug.

weenie do

It's a way to playfully insult someone by saying their stomach sticks out more than their penis (weenie) does.
Guy#1 Man you got a "weenie do"!!!
Guy #2 What's that?
Guy #1 Dog, your stomach stick out more than your "weenie do"
by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009
mugGet the weenie domug.

weenie-juice

Any liquid secreted from the penisular area, in this case, we are speaking of urine.
Aw man, my weenie-juice is some seriously rank-ass color.
by bonedoggy March 22, 2004
mugGet the weenie-juicemug.

weenie bin

A study cubicle in Yale's Cross Campus Library. Many Yale students avail themselves of weenie bins' (semi)privacy for quick "study breaks" with members of the opposite sex.
I was trying to study for my orgo exam while two freshmen were hooking up in the next weenie bin.
by YC-TC-07 September 25, 2006
mugGet the weenie binmug.

L7 weenie

by BritiB February 20, 2005
mugGet the L7 weeniemug.

weeny washer

by Geoman123 September 29, 2010
mugGet the weeny washermug.

weeny waving

Is when you pull-down your pants and expose your half-staff penis to another person, group of people, or while riding in a moving vehicle for others to view, then grasp the base of the penis and "wave" it to the watching people.
"Bill was staying in a hotel and began weeny waving the people in the parking lot."
by Weenywaver September 5, 2006
mugGet the weeny wavingmug.

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