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Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.
John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.
by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009
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Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!
by cdoodle October 7, 2009
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Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
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peter warmer

Peter warmer.
A little thing we like to call a warmer for your penis!
In the winter times your penis can get very cold n shivel up like a pigs tail.so a peter warmer is the way to go.
Andy: omg bro it's so cold here do you have a spare peter warmer?

Dave : dude you should come prepared but lucky I'm wearing two and u can have one of mine ...
by Natieboi January 28, 2014
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hand-warmers

Sometimes used to describe the female chest.
Yo girl! Nice hand-warmers you got there!
by viruswithshoes April 18, 2018
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scrotom warmer

a hot chick
that rubs herself
on other dudes
when dancing.
this usually results
in a hard-on
that hot bitch has been rubbin on me all night
scrotom warmer
by .jase October 17, 2007
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fart warmer

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.
by Chas501 January 8, 2018
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