mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009

Bush Wacker

A person who is ferocious and plays aggressively. Often in basketball getting many steals.

Wow, Andrew got 7 steals in three minutes!

*every one chants bush wacker*

by B U S H W A C K E R December 12, 2019

Upper Wacker

The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.

Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.

by Tpaty December 12, 2020

Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.

*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"

by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 14, 2017

sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo April 15, 2016

WEED WACKER

a weed wacker is a person that is a hoe. The common garden tool: hoe, is a tool that is commonly used to “wack” weeds.

A weed wacker is a hoe who hits on many guys/girls.

That girl sophie is such a weed wacker! I can’t believe her!

by thatsnotit March 08, 2019