To Watch Spiderman

Spending all day on the web, ending up with sticky hands
by Nick Tommo December 17, 2021
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Bog Watch

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.
"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"

by Nathan Madpig July 19, 2006
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chain watching

Similar to chain smoking. It is when you are addicted to a television series and watch multiple consecutive episodes, starting the next episode as soon as the previous one finishes.
"I'm so tired, I stayed up til 4 am watching the fifth season of 24."

"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."
by littleninja March 28, 2010
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Muff watching

Muff watching: The act of observing young women entering the university library whilst necking a caramel latte from afar.
Fancy a coffee and a spot of muff watching before the lecture lad?
by The turkey gun gun December 06, 2010
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whale watching

The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.

Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.

The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.

Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
by okcdude January 28, 2011
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snakeskin watch

A practical joke; you wrap your penis around your left wrist, then attempt to get someone to look at your "watch".
"Hey, what time is i...AAUUGGHH, you ASS!"
by just some random guy July 17, 2005
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wrist watch

A very popular penis trick, most commonly used in shower situations with an audience. It's done by taking the penis and bringing it up over the wrist, then holding it against the pelvis: resembling a wrist watch.
Jimmy: Hey Joey, would you happen to know what time it is?
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
by Joe-Dogg 52 December 21, 2005
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