New Hampshire Boob Warmer

When u get in a squatting position and screech the sound of a seagull while u shit on her boob
by Yates6120 December 08, 2019
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Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.
John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.
by Diesektd Frawg May 01, 2009
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Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!
by cdoodle October 07, 2009
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When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 01, 2010
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Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with
Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid
by Kachuck July 30, 2010
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Henderson Hand Warmer

On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.
Sarah just gave Steed a Henderson Hand Warmer!
by Havenoshame June 22, 2022
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Chain Warmer

a derogatory term for black people based on slavery days when their white master put them in chains/shackles
“Yeah that ugly Chain Warmer drank all the koolaid.”
by JaBae200 December 19, 2021
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