by Network Technician February 19, 2015
Get the pocket venus mug.2. Second planet from the sun. Almost the size of Earth. At various points in the two planets' orbits it is visible in Earth's sky as the so-called morning or evening star. A runaway greenhouse effect has generated temperatures at the surface of around 480 degrees Centigrade, under an atmospheric pressure of around 90 bars, equivalent to the water pressure nearly one kilometre under the sea on Earth. Atmosphere mainly carbon dioxide, contains notable amounts of sulphur dioxide. Sulphuric acid virga (rain that re-evaporates in mid-air) falls from cloud deck about 30 miles above the surface. Diameter about 7,500 miles. Most surface features named for historic or mythical women. Various interesting surface features mapped by the Magellan probe's radar technology. Surface gravity 90 percent of that on Earth. No natural satellites. On current theories, Venus may be a portent of future conditions on Earth's surface as the sun brightens in ages to come. It may also serve as a warning of the (relatively modest but still highly undesirable) effects that carbon dioxide emissions by human industry may have on our own planetary environment.
2. The planet's namesake is the ancient Roman goddess of love, sex and beauty. Modelled on the Greek Aphrodite. One thoroughly industrial-strength bodacious babe. Shag her and die ... or die and shag her, whichever. Compare this image with the nature of the planet's surface and ponder that, as Freddie Mercury once put it, love kills.
2. The planet's namesake is the ancient Roman goddess of love, sex and beauty. Modelled on the Greek Aphrodite. One thoroughly industrial-strength bodacious babe. Shag her and die ... or die and shag her, whichever. Compare this image with the nature of the planet's surface and ponder that, as Freddie Mercury once put it, love kills.
Venus is looking really nice in the evening sky tonight.
Oh, Venus, please let me have Aurelia Calypyggia in my bed tonight.
Oh, Venus, please let me have Aurelia Calypyggia in my bed tonight.
by Fearman May 10, 2008
Get the Venus mug.1.Roman goddess of love, chaste and otherwise worldly. Deriving from greek goddess Aphrodite.
2. Slutty goddess who slept around with most everyone in and out of Mt. Olympus.
2. Slutty goddess who slept around with most everyone in and out of Mt. Olympus.
by siescierto May 2, 2004
Get the venus mug.The Venus Thigh Trap is experienced when an unsuspecting male is lured by a women into being clinched between a her thighs during an intimate (unclothed) or romantic (clothed) encounter. The meaning is a hybrid of the following components:
1. The Roman goddess Venus, who is associated with love, beauty and fertility
2. The Venus Flytrap, the most commonly recognized and cultivated carnivorous plant
Like an insect caught in the Flytrap, if a man finds himself in this position, he may be either use what's left of his waning strength to wriggle free, or succumb to the woman in which case she has asserted her dominance.
1. The Roman goddess Venus, who is associated with love, beauty and fertility
2. The Venus Flytrap, the most commonly recognized and cultivated carnivorous plant
Like an insect caught in the Flytrap, if a man finds himself in this position, he may be either use what's left of his waning strength to wriggle free, or succumb to the woman in which case she has asserted her dominance.
Man recounting the events of the previous night: "I was making out with Amanda, and one thing led to another. But I really didn't want to sleep with her so I said we should take a break and watch TV. So one moment we were relaxing, and the next thing you know, she had me in a wicked Venus Thigh Trap. After that, I was done for, she had her way with me."
by Samantha Van Boven May 26, 2008
Get the Venus Thigh Trap mug.THE BEST FUCKIN PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE FUCKING WORLD!!! SHE IS FUCKIN QUEEN AND SLAYS EVERYONE ONE RETARTED LIFE
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