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Moloko Vellocet

Moloko Vellocet is combination of words that comprise a beverage in European countries. Moloko means "milk" in Nadsat and Russian languages. Vellocet is a slang term for what ever type of amphetamine is available to be added to the milk at the time. This could be any number of amphetamines but LSD and PCP are most common. If ordered today in many underground clubs, Moloko Vellocet in short means "Drug Milk".
I went to the bartender and ordered Moloko Vellocet. He knew what I meant.
by Sqitso August 22, 2008
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velocititties

Titties that move at an astonishing speed.
"Did you just see that girl run by? Those were some major velocititties!
by raptureraptor October 10, 2008
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Velkisimo

The biggest flaming fag on earth. Loves to suck dick after that dick entered his own ass. Enjoys "angry dragon" daily. Also "velk" for short.
He is the biggest Velkisimo! He's full of STDS!!!!
by Punchcut March 6, 2017
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High Velocity Birth

The act of giving birth at a speed equivalent to mach 5.

Usually consisting of a baby rocketing out of it's mothers vagina and running into the doctor knocking him out.
"we need help in here we just hd a high velocity birth"
by Jack N. Meough July 31, 2009
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Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo

(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.

(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.

(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.
(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*

(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*

(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*
by KanalDingo May 13, 2019
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velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.
Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat
by FredPDX May 12, 2009
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velociously

possessing great speed or wit
She stormed in, velociously ranting about her shoes.
by M3SON August 22, 2011
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