Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?
by Espeoni August 28, 2015
A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.
"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
by Anewmia June 16, 2019
Why can't we just be friends and vanilla cuddle?
by Millennialx May 11, 2017
A term in the swinger (non-monogomous lifestyle) for a person (or couple) who appear to be sexually open or adventurous, but doesn't (yet) actually engage in non-traditional sexual activities.
It's derived from the term "vanilla" which is used to describe a mainstream person who isn't in the swinger (or alt/kink) lifestyle.
It's derived from the term "vanilla" which is used to describe a mainstream person who isn't in the swinger (or alt/kink) lifestyle.
Mary is such a hottie...do you think she'd be down for a threesome? No? Too bad...I guess she's a cherry vanilla.
by Not2serious November 18, 2016
When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard
by Chadthefran March 14, 2017
When 6 or more men jack off on a biscuit. The last one to jizz on the biscuit must eat it and take cum to the face and head.
Me and me gay buds had a party and played truth or dare. We were all dared to do a Vanilla Fireworks and my friend lost it was so fun!
by FreddyTheJerk January 20, 2012
1. The strip of skin between a female's vagina and anus.
2. The female version of the gooch.
Gets it's name from the section of vanilla in cosmopolitan ice-cream which is conveniantly located in between the pink and the brown.
2. The female version of the gooch.
Gets it's name from the section of vanilla in cosmopolitan ice-cream which is conveniantly located in between the pink and the brown.
"Oh my god, Yes! Lick my vanilla strip!"
"The vanilla strip in cosmopolitan ice-cream is my favourite"
"The vanilla strip in cosmopolitan ice-cream is my favourite"
by Daniel Fowler May 26, 2004