Vertical Swamp Ass

An overtly extreme case of sweating that results in or produces a vertical line of sweat over the crack of one's ass, typically caused by vigorous exertion. Could also be known as "water on the rear"

At the gym I saw a girl come out of the cardio kick boxing class and she had a severe case of vertical swamp ass. Gross.

by star9shine February 6, 2008

Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.

The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

by showerlovers October 28, 2009

vertical can salute

When someone finishes a drink that comes in a can (i.e. Monster, Red Bull, Soda, Beer, etc...)and they tilt the can 90 degrees perpendicular to the walking surface (ground).

1: Just walked pass a guy doing the Vertical Can Salute.
2: Oh yeah, What was he drinking?
3: Tall can. Monster, Maybe?

by Barnhill_AM November 12, 2016

vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008

double vertical labret

A lip piercing on both sides, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.

vertical labret double vertical labret

by Anon C June 24, 2009

Vertically challenged

valerie, jordan, myspace hackers

they are shorter than a mail box lol which is vertically challenged

by Radio james January 18, 2008

Vertical Axe Wound

(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"

"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).

by MOFUCKIN DYL May 5, 2007