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USA Magnited States of America
A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
USA Magnited States of America by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011
USA Ultimate (USAU)
Noun: The US governing body for ultimate that charges amateur athletes to play organized frisbee. This money pays mostly for USAU staff to arbitrarily tell teams to change their names.
Banned Team Names Include:
Pits and Pendulums, Truck Stop Glory Hole, Heva Havas, Smoke Shack, Ambiguously Grey, Bohica, Whoreshack, Meth, Hot Box
Acceptable Team Names Include:
Hucking Fooligans, Yo, Mother Fucker, Go Horizontal, Cockfight, Mamabird, Potlatch, Key Party
Banned Team Names Include:
Pits and Pendulums, Truck Stop Glory Hole, Heva Havas, Smoke Shack, Ambiguously Grey, Bohica, Whoreshack, Meth, Hot Box
Acceptable Team Names Include:
Hucking Fooligans, Yo, Mother Fucker, Go Horizontal, Cockfight, Mamabird, Potlatch, Key Party
"The sport and players take pride in self-officiating, but the USA Ultimate (USAU) takes pride bossing its paying customers around."
- Steve
- Steve
USA Ultimate (USAU) by ultiplayer September 7, 2013
USA Swimming
The official swimming federation of the United States. The headquarters are located at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. USA Swimming has more than 300,000 swimmers, ranging from gold medalists to those who do it for fun. USA Swimming has a national team, made up of approximately 50 athletes, a Youth Team, and many other teams. USA Swimming hosts two National Championships a year, one in August and one in December. USA Swimming is the number one ranked team in the world.
USA Swimming by alwaysclassy January 2, 2012