The first guy or girl you ever loved, the one that still pops into your head from time to time
Also known as "the one that got away"
That person you call crying when you're drunk because you "miss them so much"
Also known as "the one that got away"
That person you call crying when you're drunk because you "miss them so much"
"Is it bad that I just stalked through every single one of my unicorn's pictures on facebook?"
*Makes something to eat* "My unicorn used to eat..."
*Makes something to eat* "My unicorn used to eat..."
by Annersia October 25, 2012
Get the Unicornmug. The male version of 'cougar.' An older gay or bisexual man hitting on a younger man. They are called unicorns because they are horny and pretty.
I was watching the game at a bar, and this hottie hot, clearly in his late 40s, came and started hitting on me. Such a unicorn! rhino manther cougar
by MikeByson January 11, 2015
Get the Unicornmug. by voguegirl4 May 7, 2008
Get the Unicornmug. by melbournesux March 12, 2014
Get the Unicornmug. A straight, sexy, seductive female who enjoys wearing a strap-on, she loves the exchange of power and energy. She loves a Man to enjoy anal play, especially pegging.
(See UD Definition for "Pegging")
(See UD Definition for "Pegging")
She told me she is a Unicorn, her strapon turned me on so much because I love anal play. I was ready to feel her in my ass.
by StrawberreeUnicorn July 3, 2012
Get the Unicornmug. 1. a mythical beast with the body and head of a horse, legs of a stag, tail of a lion, and single horn in the middle of the forehead.
2. a singularity of grotesque freakishness, likened to the mythical creature of the same name.
2. a singularity of grotesque freakishness, likened to the mythical creature of the same name.
did you see that bitch with the tight striped pants? I could see her bulging stretch-marks, doo-doo stains, and a foot-wide cameltoe. what a unicorn.
by poo-nonymous October 22, 2006
Get the unicornmug. a horse with a horn stuck on his head
or
when drunk randomly putting a snooker cue 2 ur head and randomly sayin "im a unicorn" here by creating the still existant and popular sayin of currie high school
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when drunk randomly putting a snooker cue 2 ur head and randomly sayin "im a unicorn" here by creating the still existant and popular sayin of currie high school
by random_bulldog November 3, 2003
Get the unicornmug.