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by thanksgiving April 26, 2005
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turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.
Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.
by tim desutter July 11, 2006
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turkish earthquake

The act of recieving felatio (blowjob) at the top of the stairs. Once you have shot your "goo", push your partner down the stairs.
Last night, after I shot, I gave her a turkish earthquake
by Rob Parkinson March 10, 2007
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tuckus lingus

Tuckus lingus?! Since when did men decide that ass is on the menu?" -- Carrie, Sex in the City
by Uncle Doug November 14, 2004
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turkish mudpie

The act of shitting into two girls bloody vaginas, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them.
Lastinite I gave the two sluts a turkish mudpie, and they threw up all over the place!
by MILLHOUSE and DAN May 11, 2010
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Angry Turkish Baby

Exceedingly old cannabis that has become dry, clumpy, and strong smelling. When smoked, is very harsh and dry, causing irritation of the lungs and excessive coughing.

Term originates from the concept that smoking this kind of cannabis is akin to having an angry Turkish baby thrashing around in your lungs, as Turkish stereotype lends itself to hairy arms and fits of convulsion-inducing rage.

Hence, a small baby with hairy arms thrashing around inside your lungs is a suitable comparison for smoking cannabis fitting the above description.

Also to mention, excessive coughing during smoking any cannabis leads to a more intense high. Adding to this weed's tendency to become more potent the dryer it becomes, Angry Turkish Baby will cause a very severe and lasting high, especially to more virgin lungs.
MAN 1: Man, I lost my entire bag of kush at Steve's.

MAN2: Well, I've got about a 1/4 left over from Halloween last year.

MAN 1: Man, that stuff has become Angry Turkish Baby by now.

MAN 2: Beggars can't be choosers. Try not to loose your bag next time, moron.
by Iron Penguin January 10, 2011
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Turkish Wank

A wank, utilizing the sweaty armpit of a loved one to create friction.
A large sweaty armpit can seem appealing to some. Given the name Turkish Wank to link thoughts of the horrible greased up fat guys you can imagine at Turkish baths/massage parlours with strange fixations.
by Dolphinflogger June 8, 2010
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