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Making Tuna

(V): When a black woman queefs.
I was ordering a foot long at subway when the black woman behind the counter started making tuna.
by The big tuna February 9, 2019
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Noodling for tuna

Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.
The Christmas dinner at my parents house got boring so I started noodling for tuna.
by Katkiller99 January 10, 2012
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Tuna blasting

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.
When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.
by Molicious August 23, 2012
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grandma tuna

Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.

jizz ejaculate cum
My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”
by TheOG18 March 7, 2019
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Tuna Baguette

The act of expelling your man juice whilst rubbing you penis in between a ladies bottom cheeks.
I was smashing Julie, then flipped her over and gave her a tuna baguette.

Or that crazy broad likes nothing more than a tuna baguette in the morning
by dtothe3 December 17, 2011
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Distempered Tuna

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!
by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009
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Tuna Spoon

If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.

So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.
I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one
by Darthyy April 5, 2022
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