Donald Trumpet

A trumpet played in the manner most stereotypically characteristic of a trumpet: loud, obnoxious, and surprisingly high-pitched, with an abundance of mistakes. The resemblance to Donald Trump's remarks is quite striking.

The firsts are truly excellent examples of Donald trumpets; indeed, they even have tiny hands.

by wte80 October 31, 2016

trumpet section

1) The section in the band that uses heavenly fragments of metal to kick the shit out of the universe.

2) The section that band directors hate to love.

1) After hearing the trumpet section play, Jesus shed a tear.

2) Goddamn I love the sound of a trumpet section.

by Daniel Ambrosini August 19, 2006

Butt trumpet

Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.

My family has musical talent. Mother plays the BUTT TRUMPET every morning. Father is especially good playing the base.

by rrrwethereyet May 20, 2011

vaginal trumpet

When you're eating a girl out and you blow into her pussy until a loud whistling noise is made.

I played the vaginal trumpet with your girlfriend last night

by 420blazeitswag June 10, 2014

Trumpet car

Any straight-piped vehicle made by Nissan that uses a VQ engine, including but not limited to, 350Zs, G37s, Altimas, etc

Bro I’ll kick his ass on the strip, he’s got a trumpet car

by buildingconstructionworkerhyde October 07, 2021

Butter Trumpet

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I cranked my butter trumpet ‘til it spewed Land-O-Lakes all over the photo of my friend Mark’s sister that I stole from his mom’s house.

by Butterboy420 April 28, 2021

bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

by Professor Arnold Brown November 29, 2015