that tree is far away

The expression "that tree is far away" is used in situations to express that the last statement made by that speaker is irrelevant and unimportant information that can be ignored, rather than repeated. It's best used as a reply when a person mumbles something, an accompanying individual cannot understand and asks for them to re-say their last line, only to be told "that tree is far away," indicating that what they originally spoke was not worth repeating.

It's derived from a Mitch Hedberg comedy act:
"I mumble a lot on stage, I'm a mumblerer. But sometimes what I mumble is some insignificant shit. Like I'll be walking down the street with my friend, and I will have said something, but he didn't hear me, so he says "What!?" SO I'll say it again, and again he had not heard me, so he'd say, "What!?" And now by this time I am yelling "That tree is very far away!"

Two people are walking to the subway...
Person A: (mumbles) Smells like popcorn in here
Person B: What?
Person A: Nothing
Person B: ???
Person A: That tree is far away

by ToastedZergling3 May 4, 2009

tree nigger

A word used to describe a person of native Descent

Damn I lost my whole paycheck at the tree niggers casino

In Alaska the tree niggers get free money for the oil pipelines

by chessest crust July 7, 2010

holiday tree

A pine tree that is either plastic or real, in which people decorate for christmas. But the people who sell them call them holiday trees instead of christmas trees, because they didnt want to offend anyone, except people who celebreate christmas. So it won't offend anyone who doesnt celebrate christmas even though it offends everyone who celebrates christmas. Who ever came up with this idea of calling it a holiday tree should get a punch in the face and a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THE ASS.

Holiday tree MY ASS, it's called a christmas tree you dumb fucks.

by The Legend of Zelda December 21, 2004

tree fiddy

three dolla's and fifty cents, additionally if you ever see the loch ness monster DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MONEY!

I said "we'll take a box of the graham crunch. How much will that be?" Well she looked at me and said "That'll be about tree fiddy." Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!

by Aaron Blorosum September 13, 2010

make like a tree and get out of here

Incorrect (or deliberately incorrect) variant of make like a tree and leave.

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
(puzzled reaction)
You, know, LEAVE?

by James Lampert May 4, 2007

Sycamore tree

A word i always say if i don't know the real word or have forgotten the real word OR i don't want to tell someone something.

Girl 1: I fancy Scott, who do you fancy?

Girl 2: I fancy James, what about you?

Girl 3: I fancy Sycamore tree.

by lolliopo.com March 29, 2011

Charlie Brown Christmas tree

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.

1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005