cotton tops

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.

That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.

by Foxypook June 18, 2006

terps

abreviation of the university of maryland college park mascot. (terrapin).

FEAR THE TURTLE!

Lets go TERPS, kick duke's ass!

by fear the goddamn turtle November 6, 2004

torpedo turd

A (usually large) turd that lands head first in the drain part of the toilet, half of it already disappearing into the drain.

I started the day with a perfect torpedo turd and launched that baby right out to sea. I am the Captain of the Bathroom!

by ia52601 April 28, 2014

brown torpedo

when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.

that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.

by blockrader August 22, 2009

Torping out

An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.

Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.

by Elliott Stryker August 26, 2011

sloppy torpedo

while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.

i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!

by christopher e. cole February 7, 2005

Torpo Speed

Maximum speed when object shoots out of water.

lauren got smacked with torpo speed.

by laurens mom October 20, 2010