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Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."
"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
by Milicent December 26, 2009
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What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"
person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.
by kdkshsjis November 20, 2020
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phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
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toothbrush tango

The fine and subtle art of tapping your rinsed and used toothbrush on the rim of your sink to any melody or beat to expunge the water from the bristles.
Husband:(opening to California Gurls) "Tap, tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap....."
Wife:"Honey, will you stop with the toothbrush tango, Ive had enough of that song on the radio, I dont need your remix!"
by andrewcando April 7, 2011
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The dirty toothbrush

The act in which a man puts a vibrating toothbrush up his partners ass and proceeds to brush his teeth with it.
After eating a girl out i needed a mouth cleaning so i did the dirty toothbrush.
by icweiner March 13, 2009
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salty toothbrush

The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.
She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.
by fluffy finger puppet March 4, 2014
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mongolian toothbrush

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.
by Jesus_Kitten May 20, 2014
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