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Tik Tok

Medical shorthand for Stage 5 Cancer usually located in the brain.

This type of cancer is very invasive, and will almost always result in a severe loss of intelligence, possible causing the patient to fall into a vegetative state.
If you believe you or a loved one have Tik Tok, GO TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY AND SEE A DOCTOR, as your time is limited. Make sure your friends and family are aware of the severe implications that Tik Tok can cause.
"Will my daughter make it doctor?"
"Yes, but due to how destructive Tik Tok was to her brain, she'll be stuck in a vegetative state. She'll need to be fed through a tube for the rest of her life."
"Oh my god, if only I caught it sooner..."
by AJ070706 September 12, 2022
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Tik Tok

It's the root of all sickness and brain damage. Also another word for herpes, HIV, STD, chlamydia, and AIDS. If your child uses this insidious app, beware of toxic behavior and constant profanity. It's also pornhub for kids.
Me: Hey maddie do you use Tik Tok
Maddie: Yes, i am so obsessed with raddison aae, Laby Kame, Rent Bivera, Darli camelio, and Lony topez
Me: Pulls out M-107.
*Pulls Trigger*
Happy ending
by I_Got_Devil_Horns October 31, 2022
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Tok and yog

The tok & yoga consists of:

1. Setting up a “good vibes only” space in your house. This should include but not be limited to: low lighting, aroma therapy spritz, cute dogs laying close by, etc.

2. Roll out 1+ yoga mat(s)

3. Choose a yoga video (free on YouTube)

4. Take a fat toke of some dank weed (blue dreams to be specific)

5. Yog

6. Whisper namaste
Person1: hey bestie, what are you doing tonight

Person2: hey girl boss, going to tok and yog.

Person1: wow, I should do that too. It got me so relaxed last time.
by Coatsy-baby Rae December 22, 2021
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Tik Tok

Collective conformity for the choreographically challenged
Those fuckwits on Tik Tok with there lame dance move consisting of moving your hands in time with some random song, it's nothing more than collective conformity for the choreographically challenged
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Poop Tok

“Has anyone seen james?” “he is apparently on Poop Tok right now
by Mistah845 April 13, 2022
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Tik Tok

Some app mainly runned by 10 year old's and 15 year old's who think their the shit then some Cringy anime fans And some completely crappy Guide lines i got token down for showing a anime female then im not done you have cringy anime fan who calculated and did the math to figure out the size of someone underwear i hope you put this type of energy into a job So overall there's a crap ton of bots here so overall its worse than twitter crappy guidelines crappy people and crappy Videos
Pearson 1:What do you use for social meadia?
Faggot:tik tok
Pearson 1:I use snap also stfu and never talk to me again
by DFngibgrjg March 21, 2022
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Tik Tok

Cancerous 14 year old girl-"Hey do have Tik Tok"

Pog dude - "no do you have ligma"
by Fretting about pog September 23, 2021
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