Toking up

Slang for smoking marijuana.

Me & my pal were toking up in the shed.

by Daniel Blays October 1, 2016

Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

by Mike October 3, 2003

taking the knot

in bestiality, the act of being completely penetrated vaginally, orally, or anally by an animal such as a dog

The dog mounted the woman from behind and thrusted it's penis deep inside the woman's vagina, taking the knot with great ease.

by 1337C|233P April 30, 2006

taking her to the docks

Taking a girl down to the lake with a black guy and proceeding to have unconsented sex with her.

In second life, David and a black guy were taking her to the docks.
At formal, Patrick took Molly to the docks and had a great time!

by AC232323 April 8, 2011

taking back thursday

A kickball team formed by the bands Taking Back Sunday and Thursday (hence:Taking Back Thursday)during down-time at Warped Tour '04.

Person: Is Taking Back Thursday that band that sings "You're So Last Summer"?
Me: Noooo. That's Taking Back SUNDAY. Taking Back THURSDAY is the kickball team.
Person: Oh! Silly me...

by G.G. July 7, 2006

Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.

Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

by Rex Acren November 11, 2010

taking a fred

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

by Bob Endom September 7, 2006