Thumping Tommy

Specifically a phrase describing a morning erecting. Much like morning glory, morning wood.

Wow! Had a right Thumping Tommy this morning!

by Old rusty Jees May 30, 2018

Sore Thump

A very mis-shaped cock. Usually used to describe a (probably unwanted) dick pic.

woman1: Dude than random guy sent me a dick pic what a pervert. It was a sore thump too!

Woman2: Damn that sucks.

by Riedisawesome January 13, 2017

clam thump

Slapping the penis on a clitoris.

When a guy slaps his penis on a women's clitoris, she then has been clam thump ed.

by str8 lace March 19, 2016

Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.

“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”

by Libromancer June 8, 2021

Trunk thump

The action of, the trunk thump or lettting your trunck thump. Is pulling up to a house or personal please of Business, with someone armed in the trunck of you're car. Acting like you're trying to park, thus letting to guy in the back get out and shoot everyone before getting spotted.

Damn me and Bobby pulled up, and just let the trunk thump man.

by Lil pokachela November 25, 2018

Thump nugget

another meaning for a knob jockey except usually a slur towards a person calling them gay.

you are a thump nugget, elton john and bono

by ddd111ddd111 June 20, 2010

Card Thumping

Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.

Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.

by allley June 22, 2012