When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.
by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017

by Dirty Chaos June 24, 2017

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.
2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!
2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!
by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

by etCetera69 August 11, 2014

by GimuGimu October 17, 2017

Random person: "The world is flat and you're going to hell if you don't vote for Trump."
Me:" Fuck you ignorant fascist scum and your threat-fiction."
Me:" Fuck you ignorant fascist scum and your threat-fiction."
by Atheist-Anarchocommunist September 2, 2020
