America

America is one of the most amazing girls you’ll ever meet. She’s great at sports, beautiful, and hilarious. She is definitely an m.v.p

Hey look it’s America, she just made another half court!

by Jackoffbyday October 25, 2019

America!

A phrase with a Southern accent used after a moment of pure awesomeness that only happens in America.

Ray: Shit man, did Jimmie Johnson win his 4th NASCAR title?

Tom: Yeah!

Ray: America!

by Mark Twain The Third Jr. December 9, 2011

America

Fat people

Man that lady's ass is bigger than my future, I love America.
The fat kid brought a gun to school because America is great.

by AnnFitzgerald January 12, 2017

America

A screwed country with an entirely useless president. Almost all citizens have no hope for the future.

Person 1: America is screwed, man.

Person 2: Yah, that's true

by TheD.vaMainer March 20, 2017

America

Fuck yeah. So lick my butt and suck on my balls.

America, fuck yeah!

by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014

America

Edgy School shooters.

Me: Hey bro! Wanna go to America?
British Friend: No mate, too much school shootas!

by WaxHandler June 20, 2019

America

Shit country. The people have no respect and are all fat racists. Their accents are fucking annoying and their tv is crap. They think they're better than Britain but they're not because they're all hopeless beggars who wouldn't even have their country if it wasn't for us amazing brits.

Person: Wow america sure is shit
American: no America the best all hail Donald trump *stuffs face with cheeseburger*

by Eep_29 May 9, 2018