Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.

Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.

by BadHairDay9001 April 1, 2011

Mr.Fantastic Treatment

The act of 2 people grabbing someone, one person grabs the hair of a body while the other person grabs the leg of the body. The two begin to run as fast as they can. Another way of doing it is tying the scalp of the body to a car while the body’s leg is tied to another car and the two cars drive as fast as they can.

Ezra Miller: I got a bone to pick with you!
Dickman: 😱
*Ezra Miller and his companion proceeds to do the Mr.Fantastic treatment on dickman*

by Smile 😐 October 3, 2023

Shotgun Treatment

Used to describe someone who is extremely manipulative, controlling, and self-satisfied, unaware their actions or behavior will eventually result in their own misfortune or downfall.

After years of beating his wife and giving her the shotgun treatment, she finally left him

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Soap Treatment

When a girl pours an absurd amount of a very sparkly, strong smelling hand sanitizer onto a guys hands. This forces him to rub and rub until his hands are squeaky clean, shiny, and the room smells like roses and lilac. (This kind gesture can be used as a way to tell a guy that he is dirty and needs to clean himself or he is making her uncomfortable and needs to back off or just to annoy him.)

Omg this drunk guy kept on putting his hand on my thigh so I gave him the soap treatment and he left me alone!

Dude why do you smell so fruity; did a girl give you the soap treatment?

by coolrickk83 July 17, 2020

Flea Treatment

When a guy finishes on the back of your neck and rubs it in.

This is similar to how you apply most flea/worming spot-on treatments to cats and small animals.

I met a girl at the bar on Saturday, and I took her home and gave her a flea treatment.

by MT_haymAkerZ June 29, 2020

street treatment

A word used to display expression towards family or friends who don't deserve any special treatment just because of their status.

Nisa: "How is your sister in law doing? Is she still leaving the dirty dishes in the sink and expect you to clean after?"

Rita" "Oh, I am way over that. I just give her the street treatment, I'm not her mom."

by chakrakhan March 12, 2011

The Pine Treatment

Similar to getting shafted, The Pine Treatment is a clever way of saying someone got screwed.

I’m pretty sure that football player retired because he got the pine treatment at every school he transferred to.

by Hoodie23 October 16, 2023