Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.

Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.

by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024

Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.

Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.

by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024

Creamer

A person who jizzes their pants when a new product comes out or a famous person is around

A bunch of creamers were lined up outside the Apple store to get the latest iPhone.

by ZoneDogg September 9, 2022

Spicy Carolina Creamer

The act of inserting a Carolina Reaper into a womans pussy, and fucking her to completion. Then allow her to push the creamy treat into your mouth.

"I heard Johnny and Stacy had a very spicy night, He gave her a Spicy Carolina Creamer, now it burns when she pees."

by Bustyballbuster August 13, 2025

Torrington Creamers

The fat, obese, disgusting, poor, slutty sisters from Torrington Connecticut

Mhm mhm I gotta drop the Torrington Creamers off before I hop on COD

by 1mandp.com November 25, 2023

Cookie creamer

A guy that love coming inside mixed race girls.

-"Did you hear about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"

by Naknamelonet February 26, 2017

Bourbon Creamer

A Massive Cock!

Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"

Alex: "Wayyyy!"

by J0000shh May 16, 2022