skull cramp

another name for headache, usually when a woman is going through her pms stage, or when you are hung over

wow, did i have a major skull cramp after that party last night!

by queenofwizards February 05, 2010

Cramp and dash

Diarrhea

I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.

by Lenny Backstrom December 10, 2022

p cramps

Period cramps

Bruh my p cramps hurts so bad
Oh sorry abt that

by Deez nutx April 17, 2022

Kangaroo cramp

When you see your poor pooch pinching one off in the morning.

Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.

by Smrtblue December 08, 2017

wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

by jailbooked January 21, 2011

a cramp chow

a haram man who receives 4 daily cramps, cured with pork and gloves

a cramp chow went to the butchers for some pork but he cramped up in that bitch

by sirbradnickthe5th February 03, 2022

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005