eating the cat

eating out of the pussy

You: Wanna play some bball?
Johnny: I am too busy eating the cat tonight
You: oh shit dawg.

by bstsbitches October 21, 2010

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Hat In The Cat

When you're scrumpin' and you've been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her vagina. That's a Hat in the Cat.

"We were at it for over an hour when I noticed things weren't right. So when I looked down, I saw that we'd accomplished a Hat in the Cat."

by Derpa Derpa March 25, 2005

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eating the cat

Another way for saying that you're eating pussy

White or Black guy: Asians have small dicks

Asian: You know what's stereotype is also true... We like eating the cat

by smokinquack December 12, 2018

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stabbing the cat

Wanking. From the motion of stabbing an invisible cat on ones lap.

That guy never comes out anymore, hes always stabbing the cat!

by Bewesy November 12, 2003

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dusty the cat

The supreme ruler of all cats, yes, even more than LIMECAT.

<Moron> Help! im being attacked by rabid penises!
<dusty> *flies in to safty*

by Goatse lover December 30, 2003

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smoothing the cat

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

by Conan1992 March 30, 2011

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