Bruised Knee

Slang for a chicks ass.

Damn, look at the bruised knee on that girl!!!

by FreddyKT November 27, 2017

patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

Bruises Around my neck

Bruises Around my neck basically means hickeys and bite marks around my neck.

In the song Stacy's Brother the line- She's not reason for the bruises around my neck.

by iminlovewithstacy'sbrother September 16, 2021

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

bruising booya

you lay a girl down on the couch with her head hanging off. and proceed to fuck her in the mouth until her esophagus bruises. and just when your about to cum, you smack her boobs like punching bags while screaming "booya!!!!!".

i gave sally a bruising booya last night! she threw up blood from the bruising right as i was flopping her ta-ta's.

by ricky f baby January 26, 2011

Goalie Bruise

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.

in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"

by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021