pie

A pie is someone who eats lots (normally junk)or a fat person
Came about when a study was released stating that some mince pies have a golfball of fat in them- you eat a lot of pies, you get fat. therefore eating mince pies was assioateed with being fat then fat with eating pies then being a pie!

"Whoa, look at all the food she's brought- what a pie!"

by small frie December 28, 2005

pie

wot weeble nd bob like 2 say
the best food in the world
a fat mans treat

PIE!!!
who ate all the pies

by pie April 25, 2004

Pie

The most random word in the history of the English language. One utterance of this word and you will be instantly funny and/or random. Bonus points if followed by "spork".

Person on train: ...PIE!!
Everyone else: HAHAHA! SHE SAID 'PIE'! HOW RANDOM!

Budd Dwyer: Please leave the room...
Reporter: Budd, listen to me! PIE! AND SPORK!
Budd Dwyer: HAHAHA! *Puts gun down*

Girl next to me: ...PIE SPORK!!
Me: EGG TACO ON THE FORCE OF A CHARRED BAGEL EXTRA COMFY ESOPHAGUS OF TOY STORY SAGA BEAN THE MOVIE NO ANTS ALLOWED
Girl: ...huh?

by YouMad? September 23, 2010

PIE

A WEAK PERSON, MALE OR FEMALE. A LAME BALL.

NAVITTA: DON CALLED ME, SAID HE WAS GONNA KICK SOME NIGGAS ASS AT THE CLUB TONIGHT. HE SO GANGSTA!

LESLIE: GURL PLEEEZZ, HE AINT GONNA DO NOTHIN'. THAT NIGGA A PIE, HE ALWAYS GETTIN' HIS ASS BEAT.

by BLKBARBIE September 4, 2005

pie

someone who has a round head and a flat face with squashed features on it

Dan is a pie

by Will January 15, 2004

pie

Jazz slang for cymbals. Usually only said by drummers.

I just picked out these new pies - I'm gonna use them at the gig tonight!

by Clinters September 22, 2005

pie

to be a pussy, soft, fake, cant bak shit up...soft.

wuza pie azz nigga thrOw it down now bitch..!!

by NATALIE July 16, 2004