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peterson

The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.
Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.
by roumor January 25, 2021
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gabe mitchell-peterson

Sexy little short person who gets all the chicks and is unique. If you know this person your in good hands cause he’s a great gentlemen and is a great man to date.
Gabe Mitchell-Peterson is the shortest sexy kid I know lokey.
by ¥33+ April 23, 2019
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Peterson

The guy who gets super fu**ing triggered when a mentally retarded kid steals his fu**ing stuff. If you keep within those boundaries, he is actually one of the best guys you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you but will have a garbage self-esteem.
Hey Peterson, suck my big dick.
Peterson, you're my big daddy.
by Rhys is Big G*y December 16, 2019
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Petersoning

The act of bullying everyone you disagree with on private social media platforms and claiming you are being silenced when you get suspended for violating the terms of service
Guy: why is he mad, didn't he just insult somebody.
me: yeah he is just petersoning
by Amr Salem July 4, 2022
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ricky peterson

a total douchebag who thinks people like him but is actually just a gay fag who won't come out of the closet yet; stupid; gay.
wow, that guy is such a ricky peterson!
by hellohi6997 November 22, 2010
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Daddy Peterson

A person who is dominant in a sexual manner whom enjoys spanking their partner in a way that is borderline abusive. The spanking used to be a legitimate form of punishment in the bedroom, but is frowned upon in today's society and could result in a prison sentence. Mainly used in male on male relationships and used affectionately.
Brad always complained about the beatings he got from his Daddy Peterson, but always went back to him after the off-season.
by Sunset Wolf September 16, 2016
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Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)
I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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