Sauron, who thought that he might for shoot for something a bit more reasonable than a ring which controlled the universe. He's actually better than you might expect for someone with his slight build.
Gandolf said to his hobbit companion,"Remember, Frodo, the ring wants to find it's owner. The Lord of the Dance does not need a ring, but a rhythm, and has since before Wizards came to this land."
Frodo was by now sleeping in Gandolf's lap, I'm afraid, and dreaming of the perverted little stunts he could do when he got back to the Shire. He could give two tiny dukes what Sauron was doing.
Frodo was by now sleeping in Gandolf's lap, I'm afraid, and dreaming of the perverted little stunts he could do when he got back to the Shire. He could give two tiny dukes what Sauron was doing.
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One may never witness the FAP of the Lord of the FAP. It is so extraordinary that the eyes would be set afire, the hair would turn to snakes, and the heart would explode as the genitals burst into flames.
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Get the Lord of the FAP mug.Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!
I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)
I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)
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Get the Lord of the Rings mug.Lord Cartier the 3rd also known as King Vamp or Playboi Carti invented music and his own language called Cartinese 🧛🏿
Virgin: Yo what chu listening to?
Chad: Lord Cartier the 3rd
Virgin: you mean that gay ass vamp carti?
Chad shot him in the chest 27 times
Chad: Lord Cartier the 3rd
Virgin: you mean that gay ass vamp carti?
Chad shot him in the chest 27 times
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Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."
Guy B: "What the fuck?!"
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Get the Lord of the Blings mug.Instead of saying "oh, LORD!" -- "oh, Jesus!" --"oh, God!"--"Really, u think that!?"
Not used as : "JESUS CHRIST!" or "OH MY GOD!" this is usually when you're in shock. This term is more like someone is saying something really annoying or not too bright.
This also helps so you do not use his name in vain.
*rolling eyes usually goes along with the saying*
Not used as : "JESUS CHRIST!" or "OH MY GOD!" this is usually when you're in shock. This term is more like someone is saying something really annoying or not too bright.
This also helps so you do not use his name in vain.
*rolling eyes usually goes along with the saying*
Julio: "I think Twilight the movie is sooooo cool!"
Christina: *rolls eyes* "Oh, Lord of the dance!" and most of the time "really!???" follows.
Christina: *rolls eyes* "Oh, Lord of the dance!" and most of the time "really!???" follows.
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